Are All The Paddle Boats Taken? SCHHIIIIIIIT

I google mapped the route/distance from Fort Wayne to Sydney and this is what I got...

1.	Head west on US-30 W toward Kroemer Rd		100 mi
2.	Merge onto IN-49 N/S IN-49 via the ramp to Valparaiso/Chesterton/IN-2 E Continue to follow IN-49 N		9.2 mi
3.	Turn left onto the ramp to I-80 W/I-90 W/Indiana Toll Rd Partial toll road		0.3 mi
4.	Keep right at the fork, follow signs for I-80 W/I-90 W and merge onto I-80 W/I-90 W/Indiana Toll Rd Continue to follow I-90 W Partial toll road Entering Illinois		121 mi
5.	Continue on I-90 W Partial toll road Entering Wisconsin		159 mi
6.	Continue on I-94 W (signs for Eau Claire/I-94/St Paul) Entering Minnesota		156 mi
7.	Take the exit onto I-694 N		11.4 mi
8.	Merge onto I-35E S		0.7 mi
9.	Slight left at I-694 W (signs for US-10 W/I-694 W)		11.1 mi
10.	Merge onto I-94 W Passing through North Dakota Entering Montana		825 mi
11.	Continue on I-90 W Passing through Idaho Entering Washington		822 mi
12.	Take exit 2C to merge onto I-5 N		2.0 mi
13.	Take exit 167 on the left toward Seattle Center		0.7 mi
14.	Turn right at Fairview Ave N		400 ft
15.	Turn left at Valley St		0.2 mi
16.	Turn right at Westlake Ave N		1.6 mi
17.	Turn right at 4th Ave N		0.3 mi
18.	Turn right at N 34th St		0.3 mi
19.	Turn right at Stone Way N		112 ft
20.	Turn left at N Northlake Way		0.3 mi
21.	Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Australia (New South Wales)		7,906 mi
22.	Sharp right at Macquarie St		0.4 mi
23.	Turn right at Albert St		292 ft
24.	Turn left at Phillip St		0.1 mi
25.	Turn right at Bridge St		0.3 mi
26.	Turn left at George St		0.2 mi