FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!

ROFLOL!!!

I havent laughed this hard at a video in forever. This video is an ad is for the Diesel XXX Party which happens on Oct. 11 in various cities globally. Acts like The Cool Kids, M.I.A., N.E.R.D., Chaka Khan will be on the roster so check it out if you’ll be in NY. They’re on some other with the marketing approach

T-Pain Vs Vocoder

See more T-Pain videos at Funny or Die

New SB Dunks

The mids I saw a long time ago as a concept finally dropped this month. Wish I had the money to get them... hopefully my new job will be baller status enough to earn some extra money...

And in the spirit of Australia, here's some new one called the "Melbourne" or "Gold Rail" Dunk.

"Residents of our hometown Melbourne know all about Flinders Street Station. People have been meeting under the train station’s clocks since before time began, and now we have a Dunk to honour the famous skate spot with the gold rail.

The shoe features canvas, suede and mesh, with the varsity royal blue apparently inspired by Port Phillip Bay and the brown midsole chosen to represent the turdish Yarra River that winds its wiggly way through our magnificent city."

...and finally, a new Zoom TRE A.D. model for those Mets, Knicks, and Gator fans... and me, cuz I just like them... haha

Fix Your Face

Ya, I've been slacking on the posts - but schiiiiit,, IM IN AUSTRALIA! I had to put this up tho cuz its been playin on my nano the past couple weeks and I've really enjoyed it...

Travis Barker has a new mixtape that's pretty cool. If you ever heard his version of 'Crank That', his live drums made the track worth listening to (assuming you weren't around anyone who would ruin your day by actually doing the played out dance...) Well this mixtape has a ton of famous songs in which he re-recorded lactual drums for. From Clipse to Johnny Cash, and B.I.G. to Damien Marley, this cd covers everything. Try it out - download below for free-99.

http://interscope.edgeboss.net/download/interscope/trvsdjam/fix_your_face.zip

"Come on, this my lil sister's car..."

Kimbo and LT - hilarious commercial...

Delivery Man

New Cool Kids joint, download here

Murray's Revenge

I know this video is old, but I thought about it earlier and so I watched it again... and boy does it bring back good memories of Mike Tyson's Punch Out and NES. The video is awesome, the songs solid, and MURS dreads are out of control, haha. Watch and enjoy...



"I win with words like you finally talked your girl into sleeping with a friend of hers"

"Grateful, you didn't live life hateful, change for the better like the weather in April."

My Imprint Is Worth More Than 9 Gold Infants.

I hope this hits you're Cool Kids fix since I posted 3 new things in the past 30 minutes. Sorry, but I'm too excited to get new material. I havent had the internet for almost a month which means the same stuff's been rotating for what seems forever. Anyways, here's some lil freestyles that are pretty decent.

Also, I wish I could b-box as easily and dope as Chuck.

The first 2 are obviously not freestlyes, but some of the 3rd is obviously off the tope of the dome. One of the funniest lines I've heard in an (almost legit) freestyle tho: "My Imprint Is Worth More Than 9 Gold Infants." LOL

Que B.I.L.L.A.H - I Got Colors feat Cool Kids

I had to pause this song 33 seconds into it to write this post. Never before have I heard a beat that brought a laughing/smile to my face. This shit's crazy. Awesome. Amazing. Listen to it on repeat for an hour or two or three.

download here

Cool Kids - Pennies

Love gettin new material from the Cool Kids, rarely dissapointed...

download here

That Bloke From Oasis Said I Couldn't Play Guitar...

new Jay-Z song from the Blueprint 3.



download mp3 here

"that bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar
somebody shoulda told him i'm a fuckin rock star
today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna throw it back to you
i'm livin life as a rocker i'm like pimp c, potna
comin down in mercedes peelin off on the boppers
worldwide show i'm comin down in a chopper
180 thou, screamin Hov with the Roc up"

Champion Video - DOPE

New Kanye video in time for the Olympics. Real nice...

Everybody Nose Remix

'She stop drinkin diet coke, she on that coke diet'

I Never Been This Far Away From Home...

So I'm listenin to my nano on shuffle the other day, which has basically became a big playlist of the new cds I get plus some old random stuff, and this Mark Ronson track comes on from Version featuring Lily Allen...

I couldnt find the code to embed the song here so here's a link to the video...

Oh my God, I can't believe it I've never been this far away from home
And oh my God, I can't believe it I've never been this far away from home

repeat 100x

Tryin to make me homesick or something!

I Want Some Really Ghetto High Tops - SKYTOPS!

Dear Chad Muska,

First off I'd like to thank you for visiting my blog Chad. Can I call you Chad? Mr Muska? ok... Even tho the last pair of your shoes I owned were completely destroyed this summer when the heal completely fell off, I will consider getting a pair of your new shoes. You can send me a complimentary pair of these Skytops in a size 10.Cheers,

Chris Franklin

PS - these are tight too and would accept them in exchange

I Want This Tank With Tons Of This Coral In It!

Labyrinth Aquarium ($6,500)

Neon Coral

Unlike regular coral that gets covered in algae and rots away, this coral is easy to clean and will last a lifetime. Wrapables offers 5 different neon coral faux plants to choose from, ranging in prices from $5.95 to $7.95.

I Need Some Of This

"That shiny yellowish slime above is actually supposed to clean your keyboard, camera, and other precious gadgets. Dubbed “Cyber Clean“, this Swiss-designed Gak-like product uses a healthy combination of viscosity and elasticity to not only purify the top of your keyboard, but to reach into crevices and clean out hair, fingernails, crumbs, and whatever other disturbing substances are corrupting your system. Order now from Expert Verdict. $16"

Sorry for my lack of posts, but I'm back!

Been in the land down under for nearly 3 weeks now and I still don't have internet at the apartment. Also, I only get 6 MB's worth of internet for free at school which doesn't leave much for surfing the web, let alone the fact that I use that all up in about 30 min on facebook! We were supposed to get the internet last friday, then yesterday, and odds are we won't have it once I get home today... But I remebered this shirt I saw a while back and I found it so I figured I should get back to blogging and post it. So here's my Chicago Bull's shirt I want...

Also, on the same site they had this one that made me laugh...

My Drive Thru

Santogold, Julian Casablancas, and N.E.R.D. Produced by Pharrell


This video is real tight. Watch and enjoy...

Neptune Dunk Low

These are the colors I wanted for my next shoes. This custom pair of the Neptunes are pretty sick.

King Hippo Sweater

This sweater is pretty amazing. I wish they had it in a shirt tho...

That's Stupid

New Cool Kids mixtape - its short but sweet. Full and Paid has the dopest beat, the drums are some of my favorite... EVER, but there's only 1 verse... which sucks.

download mixtape here straight from their Myspace page...

Just A Friend

Finally have some time to look online, so here's a new post for you Tommy...

http://eastwestworldwide.com/mabmateesh.html

Paris On Wood (Pause)

This deck is awesome, haha

If you know me well then you say YESSIR

Pharrell can make any song hot, perfect example: Get Down. Rick Ross sucks but I love this song, haha

SeatServant

If you ever need to buy tickets for an event you should check out this site my friend Neel made.

The searching software crawls through tons of big name ticket sellers' sites (Ticketmaster, Stubhub, TicketsNow, etc.) as well as smaller ticket sites people don't really go to. They don't actually sell the tickets but just find the cheapest ones without marking up the price. Pretty good idea and I'll definitely try it out once I need some tickets...

link here...

Nike Court Force High

Saw these awhile ago but I think they're finally gonna be released soon. I like them a lot and would get them if I had the money to spend...

The Story Of A Man Who Teaches People How To Kick Other People In The Face

New movie from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay - The Foot Fist Way.

The Foot Fist Way Trailer
by wallyz75

Seeing Sounds

The best cd coming out on June 10th has finally hit the net (YES, BETTER THAN THA CARTER III!). I'm listening to the cd now and its amazing! It might not sell more than Tha Carter III but I'm picking it up for sure, you all should too! The first cd I've bought since Lupe's Food and Liquor...

Below is my favorite song from the cd (so far). They opened with it at their concert and it was amazing. I liked the live version better because I don't like the chorus as much on the studio version, but still, it's a tight song.

Anti-Matter

G-SHOCK 25 anniversary UNITED ARROWS SPECIAL EDITON

I had my mind set on a certain watch -- I finally found it! Too bad they're only making 4,000 of them and its like 24,150 yen (like $250 if I did the conversion from yen to dollars right)

EBAY!

link here

Are All The Paddle Boats Taken? SCHHIIIIIIIT

I google mapped the route/distance from Fort Wayne to Sydney and this is what I got...

1.	Head west on US-30 W toward Kroemer Rd		100 mi
2.	Merge onto IN-49 N/S IN-49 via the ramp to Valparaiso/Chesterton/IN-2 E Continue to follow IN-49 N		9.2 mi
3.	Turn left onto the ramp to I-80 W/I-90 W/Indiana Toll Rd Partial toll road		0.3 mi
4.	Keep right at the fork, follow signs for I-80 W/I-90 W and merge onto I-80 W/I-90 W/Indiana Toll Rd Continue to follow I-90 W Partial toll road Entering Illinois		121 mi
5.	Continue on I-90 W Partial toll road Entering Wisconsin		159 mi
6.	Continue on I-94 W (signs for Eau Claire/I-94/St Paul) Entering Minnesota		156 mi
7.	Take the exit onto I-694 N		11.4 mi
8.	Merge onto I-35E S		0.7 mi
9.	Slight left at I-694 W (signs for US-10 W/I-694 W)		11.1 mi
10.	Merge onto I-94 W Passing through North Dakota Entering Montana		825 mi
11.	Continue on I-90 W Passing through Idaho Entering Washington		822 mi
12.	Take exit 2C to merge onto I-5 N		2.0 mi
13.	Take exit 167 on the left toward Seattle Center		0.7 mi
14.	Turn right at Fairview Ave N		400 ft
15.	Turn left at Valley St		0.2 mi
16.	Turn right at Westlake Ave N		1.6 mi
17.	Turn right at 4th Ave N		0.3 mi
18.	Turn right at N 34th St		0.3 mi
19.	Turn right at Stone Way N		112 ft
20.	Turn left at N Northlake Way		0.3 mi
21.	Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Australia (New South Wales)		7,906 mi
22.	Sharp right at Macquarie St		0.4 mi
23.	Turn right at Albert St		292 ft
24.	Turn left at Phillip St		0.1 mi
25.	Turn right at Bridge St		0.3 mi
26.	Turn left at George St		0.2 mi